The deeper the V, the bigger the douche.

It seems that v-necks are getting deeper and deeper; Just like your soul, hipster. Maybe it gets hot wandering the aisles of that really underground thrift store you get your band tees at. Maybe it's to frame that scruffy beard you're growing. Who knows? Who cares? If it's warm enough to be wearing a v-neck tee, why are you wearing that beanie? Most likely to cover up the fact that you haven't showered in a week. Maybe it's time to look at some alternative necklines.